All those Hollywood cowboys are phoney;
The real ones, lean, mean and bony
Had bad breath and stank,
They fucked whores, swore and drank,
And did intimate things with their pony.
Tag: bestiality
Satyricon
Horned and hooved, with a long shaggy coat;
A man’s torso, hind parts of a goat!
Being fucked by a satyr …
Not good, but worse, later,
That rank, slimy prick down her throat!
Bewitched
Naked witches astride phallic brooms,
Profane rites, desecration of tombs,
Orgies, mating with beasts,
Virgin sacrifice, feasts;
It must all be quite fun, one assumes!
Beauty and the Beast
Beauty (Belle) fell in love with the Beast
(Long of fang, unattractively fleeced),
For his charm and his wit,
And, (she blushed to admit),
For his donkey-sized cock, last, not least!
Repeat offender
A recidivist, vile, unfrocked abbot
Was caught making love to a rabbit;
The very same act,
For which he had been sacked!
He could not, so it seemed, kick the habit.
Bestiary
Ranting priests, moral tracts did not trammel
His pleasures! No red-blooded mammal
Was safe from his lust,
Though to choose, if he must,
His first love was a Bactrian camel!
Catholic tastes
She’d root anything vaguely mammalian,
Animal, vegetable, alien,
Man, woman, boy,
Flesh and blood or a toy,
Sometimes even a docile Australian.
Salacious
She was sexy, outrageous, audacious,
Her sex life, of course, ostentatious;
Men, women, some pets,
Mad dares, challenges, bets,
All online, tweeted, blogged. Goodness gracious!
Rootin' tootin'
Jed and Otis, twin brothers, inbred,
Lacking women, screwed livestock instead,
Or their sisters or mother,
And sometimes each other,
Most times in the barn or the shed.
Red Riding Hood
The wolf sprang upon Red Riding Hood,
Naked, romping about in the wood,
Forced her down on all fours;
Big wolf cock, fangs, jaws, claws,
And bad breath! But, by God, it felt good!