“I fuck dogs,” she said… random remark…
“Like I did it once, drunk, for a lark,
And like, get past the hair…
Fuckin’ awesome, I swear!
I’m like… What’s next? I’d do the whole Ark!”
Tag: bestiality
The time of her life
She preferred to fuck extemporaneous,
Lovers oft contemporaneous,
Men, women, boys,
Her pet poodle, her toys
Any, all the above, miscellaneous!
Best
Kinda like reinventing the wheel…
Her dildos, hand… once a live eel…
All so second best…
She got off, yeah, she guessed,
Not a patch, though, on fucking for real!
The rider ridden
She was crippled with guilt and remorse,
Which her pain would, of course, reinforce,
For an indiscreet act,
(All now after the fact),
Which betokened her love for her horse.
Pony club
When a woman’s too fond of her horse,
She risks scandal and pain and divorce.
It’s a stage girls go through,
But some things one can’t do,
Or, once done, one might occasion remorse!
Barnyard bliss
From the barnyard came cackles and screeches,
From chickens and other small creatures:
Content in the mud,
Amidst feathers and blood,
Knelt the farm-boy, with unbuttoned breeches!
Animal husbandry
Farmer Rogers does things with his chooks
Not in animal husbandry books.
Before wringing the necks
Of his hens he has sex
With the bird which he afterwards cooks.
Puppy love
The young lady who lives in the Grange,
For her hounds has a passion quite strange:
She does things with her beagle
Distinctly illegal,
And has, says her house-maid, the mange!
The poulterer
Farmer Rogers has sex with his fowls,
Amidst curses, and grunting and growls,
Madly plunging his cock
Into one of his flock,
Till he comes with demonical howls.
Animal husbandry
Billy Bob had a good goddam screw…
Cum a bunch of times… she might of too…
Hard to tell though… but maybe…
He grunted “Thanks baby.”
And baby just blinked, and said “Moo.”