He plunged into her fanny, squish, squash!
Squeal and squirm, froth and sperm, splish and splosh!
An adulterous screw;
Secret still, but they knew
That the truth would come out in the wash!
Tag: adultery
Thou shalt not covet
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife,
Nor his ox, nor his ass. (Get a life!)
Nor his man-servant. (Why?)
Nor his maidservant. (Sigh.)
It’s too silly, so coveting’s rife!