She weighed up what she’d gain or she’d lose
From an offer she couldn’t refuse:
He could fuck her, of course,
Using menace or force,
In exchange for what, should she so choose?
The ruse
It was plain the whole thing was a ruse,
Helped by charm, wit, smooth talking and booze,
But such lies and deceit!
Still, he was rather sweet,
And in bed he was bound to amuse.
Italian girls
Italian girls look like madonnas.
They jealously treasure their honours,
But just for so long…
Till a boy comes along,
With good looks and sharp clothes, then they’re goners!
Love at first sight
With her help, he unfastened her bra,
And he looked and thought “God! There they are!”
Then she took off her pants,
And from just a quick glance,
As he came, he was heard exclaim “Ahh!”
Quid pro quo
Sex is just sex, and money is money,
And each can be tragic or funny.
With either comes power:
Men pay by the hour,
Rich men make girls’ honey-pots runny.
Spice
Change and novelty always add spice;
A new woman, a new kink or vice,
But the hazard exists
Of bad luck and strange twists,
And variety comes at a price.
Japanese girls
Japanese girls have pubes soft and bushy,
They giggle, they’re shy and not pushy.
They like being screwed
Being licked, sucked and chewed,
And their little pink cunts taste like sushi.
Smooth bastard
An immoral, but smooth airline steward
Seduced a poor girl, whom he’d lured
Up into his room…
All too soon her poor womb
Was awash with his seminal fluid.
Persistence pays
He was nothing if not, well, persistent,
So, since he was so damned insistent,
She gave him a root,
(Since he was rather cute),
Though throughout it, she did remain distant.
Spin
Though his girlfriend was rightly suspicious,
(He’d told her that sperm was nutritious),
At last, with some dread,
She gave in, gave him head,
Swallowed too, and said “Gosh! It’s delicious!”