Still a virgin, alas and alack,
The poor girl was quite taken aback,
When he opened his pants,
His cock hard, in advance,
As he readied himself to attack!
Twisted sisters
‘Neath the convent’s impressive exterior,
Strange things occurred, ever eerier;
Novices stripped,
Fondled, diddled, or whipped,
At the whim of the Mother Superior!
Cabaret
His first time at the cabaret. Lordy!
Them girls! Skimpy costumes, so gaudy!
No panties, as well,
It was easy to tell,
And their songs and the jokes, oh so bawdy!
La belle naïveté
As a true connoisseur, his taste leans
To young girls, in their mid to late teens,
With their innocent eyes,
Their smooth virginal thighs
Second-skinned in their tights or their jeans.
Purring pussy
Just a thin thatch of pussy hair, fuzz;
When she rubbed it, of course, as one does,
Well, a little below,
It felt funny, although,
Not unpleasant, a nice kind of buzz!
False impression
Though the charms of the girl were much touted,
Her physical beauty undoubted,
When put to the test,
Having got her undressed,
She just sat with her legs crossed and pouted!
Dork
Round the docks he was known as The Dork,
A bit awkward, a curious walk,
But the talk of the town
Was of what dangled down
His right trouser leg; three pounds of pork!
A bit awkward, a curious walk,
But the talk of the town
Was of what dangled down
His right trouser leg; three pounds of pork!
First impressions
She caught sight of the size of his stalk;
Her eyes bulged, and she let out a squawk!
Later, telling her sister,
“I said”, she said, “Mister,
To fuck that I’d give my right nork!
Brides of Christ
Sister Frances, while at her devotions,
Was prone to erotic emotions;
How painfully odd,
Being married to God!
One of many strange Catholic notions!
The root of all evil
He could pay for sex, being quite wealthy,
But chose to be furtive and stealthy;
Not gifts and seduction,
But drugs, threats, abduction,
To fuck girls strange ways, and unhealthy.