Susie

She’s a trollop, a cot-case, is Susie:
She likes to get naked and boozy.
She has sex in bars
And in doorways and cars,
Then, next day, wakes up woozy and oozy.

Nice

An intemperate lady called Sally
Has lovers too many to tally:
She’s so very nice
One need never ask twice,
To be face to face, belly to belly!

Chorus line

Said obliging young Polly O’Hearn,
Who had boyfriends and lovers to burn,
“I have time for you all:
Stand in line till I call,
And don’t push, you can all have a turn!”