Just his voice, by its accent and timbre,
Somehow, when he asked her to samba…
His smooth latin charm,
Should have caused her alarm…
Flashing lights, if not red, at least amber!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
The maid's lament
On the maid’s lip small sweat droplets beaded,
Her winks and her pouts gone unheeded;
“At least have a look!”
She exclaimed to the cook,
As she offered her breasts to be kneaded.
Bonjour tristesse
Une fois disait une prostituée,
“Ce travail va enfin me tuer!
J’ai besoin d’un mari,
Une maison à Paris;
Je n’ai pas plus envie de jouer!”
His best line
He went out, horny, hoping to score.
She walked in, and he liked what he saw,
So he tried his best line,
And she smiled, a good sign,
Hinting broadly of pleasures in store!
Flame-out
At the party she met an old flame,
Later on, sex had felt much the same:
The familiar caress …
She wrote down his address,
Now she just had to think of his name!
Ambit claim
She was virgin, or so she pretended;
In fact, though, it rather depended
On if he was rich,
Or good-looking, in which
Case it seemed things were more open-ended!
The long kiss goodnight
Though she said that she wasn’t that kind,
Hormones, booze and bravado combined,
(Though she did try her best),
When he fondled her breast,
To determine she didn’t much mind.
Love is blind
With their arms and their legs intertwined,
To all else but each other made blind,
Lost or torn underwear,
Lipstick smudged, ruined hair,
If they noticed, they seemed not to mind!
Change of heart
Making love, which she’d once so enjoyed,
Left her now unfulfilled and annoyed.
Soon a hand on her knee,
Any intimacy,
She began to resist and avoid.
If you've got it…
She has wonderful wobbly norks;
Her round bum wobbles too, when she walks.
If she catches the eye
Of a man passing by,
She might give him a flash, while he gawks!