Not the kind of girl guys would give rings to,
Not someone a nice fellow brings to
His house. “Meet the folks!”
No, she drinks and she smokes…
More the kind just to do filthy things to!
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Sexual mechanics
Did the earth move? Well, no. Was it splendid?
In fact, she’d been glad when it ended;
The grunting, the sweat
Her bed smelly and wet…
The whole farce into which it descended!
Liar dice
The whole night, in her damp bed, she tossed.
She’d risked all, rolled the dice, and she’d lost!
Now he’s had his vile way,
(To him just sordid play),
And she’s ruined, virginity lost!
Led astray
Half-undressed, in complete disarray,
It was plain that she’d been led astray
By some lecherous youth…
Her mum thought, though, in truth,
She’d been leading, not led, in a way.
Unwary
A bit daft, poor girl, somewhat impaired,
Cursed with beauty, she wouldn’t be spared.
“Come on, play my new game!”
He urged, much to his shame,
Not as if, though, in fact, that he cared!
The human trampoline
A coquettish girl, blessedly-breasted!
“Fine bosom to bounce off!” he jested.
“That may well be so,”
She said. “Who’d ever know,
Since it’s bounciness hasn’t been tested?”
The missing spark
“Is it just simple boredom?” she queries.
In love for a month, then he wearies?
Unfaithful, God knows!
Still, at least, I suppose,
Not in parallel, only in series.”
Playing hard to get
If she played hard to get, should she fail,
Should justice, perhaps, not prevail,
The risk, without doubt,
Was she might well miss out…
An old maid, her virginity stale!
Quietus
Now his sexual needs were less pressing;
Not mentally always undressing
The women he’d meet
And young girls in the street,
He found life, on the whole, less distressing.
Feudal society
As the princess rode out from the castle,
Her eye fell on one handsome vassal,
Bare-backed in the sun…
She thought “That might be fun!
Then again, though, just not worth the hassle!”