She sobbed, “Father! It’s so damn involved!
It’s as if the damn whole world revolved
Around him! And, well, yes,
We’ve had sex, I confess.
Do you think that I might be absolved?”
Category: PG
Parental guidance recommended
Cheeky
Bosom thrust out, pert, chewing her gum,
Skirt just short of the cheeks of her bum,
And no knickers, the bitch!
Just the way that they twitch
Quite sufficient to get off, for some!
In praise of the juniper berry
To make his seduction plan viable,
Gin would be pretty reliable;
Blotto enough,
She might not give a stuff…
Or at least become frisky and pliable.
Gigolo
Just a gigolo, handsome, slim-hipped,
Charming, perfumed, well-dressed, Jagger-lipped.
Women paid him for sex,
(Cash, no cards and no cheques),
For which task he was damn well equipped!
Pressing the right buttons
Though his access was somewhat restricted,
His hand in her bra, though conflicted,
Excited her so,
That she stopped saying no,
As he’d hoped… in fact boldly predicted!
Transparency
When a girl makes it past the glass ceiling,
One problem with which she’ll be dealing
Is lecherous stares
From the bastards downstairs,
Looking up to see what she’s revealing!
Pash
When he kissed her, the girl didn’t flinch;
Their lips locked, they went into a clinch,
He so hard, she so wet,
And you couldn’t, I bet,
Then have pulled them apart with a winch!
Aesthetic sensitivity
Although loving, compliant and trusting,
She found all the grunting and thrusting,
The smells and the mess,
The whole thing, more or less,
She owned up, in fact, bloody disgusting!
Job’s comforter
God! How long can it take to disrobe?
One might ask, but then one mustn’t probe.
She’s been in there so long …
Perhaps something’s gone wrong.
A damn chap needs the patience of Job!
Inappropriateness
Her angelic face, dark eyes that smoulder;
Each passing week, seemingly bolder!
Not quite so naive
As one might well believe;
Heaven help the poor boys when she’s older!