Though I’m not one for thrusting my paws
Into innocent young ladies’ drawers,
Still, I’m forced to admit
That I fancy a bit,
And I would like to get into yours!
Category: AO
Adults only
Ram raid
Said a crude fellow, “Pardon me, ma’am,
If I rudely and brutally ram:
Though of course it may hurt,
I intend to insert
Every inch I can possibly cram!
To the point
She cried “Oh! It’s so big! I just love it!
Wherever you want you can shove it!
Let’s start with my cunt,
From the back and the front,
Then I’ll skewer myself, from above it!”
The unbearable wetness
Cooed a forthright young girl, called Lorette
To a chap whom she’d only just met,
“We’ve not been introduced,
But if I were seduced,
You would find me receptively wet!
Relish
In a downtown cafe, dimly lit,
Sat a customer, tickling her clit.
When observed at her labour,
She jerked off her neighbour,
With gusto, with relish and spit!
A port in a storm
An unflappable lady called Kim,
Who was had by a man, on a whim,
Said “It was rather fun,
After all’s said and done,
But I do wish it hadn’t been him!
Mood music
Miss McKenzie, my music instructor,
Was once under a famous conductor:
To “La Mer” by Debussy,
He tickled her pussy,
And during the nocturne, he fucked her!
Froth and bubbles
He suggested a bath, in the hope
Of a bit of a slippery grope,
But he’d scarce touched the tap,
When she jumped on his lap,
Having warmed herself up on the soap!
Seed saving
As he thrust himself in, to the hilt,
She exclaimed, “Are you scared it might wilt?”
He said “Pardon my haste,
But I do deplore waste,
And I’d hate to see good semen spilt.
Street fare
She wore rags, and was covered in grime,
But her body was something sublime:
Firm young breasts of great size,
And between her smooth thighs
Lay a cunt slick with succulent slime.