He at least asked if she was awake;
“And what difference,” she said, “would that make?
I’d get fucked either way!”
“Yes,” he said, “but you may
Have been fucked up the arse by mistake!”
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Pecking order
His cock looked like a fat ugly snake,
And erect made girls quiver and quake;
It became a contest
To see which girl’s cunt best
Could accommodate him and not break.
Suspicion well founded
Though its length and its girth quite astounded,
She thought, as she knelt, being pounded,
The squelching and slapping,
Like two wet hands clapping,
Felt better by far than it sounded.
The strain in Spain
Girls are married or virgin in Spain:
How do young Spanish couples abstain?
When they go on a date,
Do they both masturbate?
It must all be a terrible strain!
Well-come
He said “There, that’s not half bad, now, is it?”
She sighed “No, by God, it’s exquisite!
I just about died
When you pushed it inside!
I’m so glad, now, I dropped by to visit!”
Positions vacant
She no longer played games with her dolls;
She now dreamed about more grown-up roles.
She had quite decent breasts,
Enjoyed flirting with guests,
And had all the appropriate holes!
Consider the lilies of the field
Her silk panties were rather too frilly,
Her peek-a-boo bra just looked silly;
With breasts such as those,
And a cunt like a rose,
Lingerie was just gilding the lily!
Sweet meat
She was dainty, doe-eyed, fair and slender,
Almost of androgynous gender,
Small-breasted, slim hips,
Silky hair, pouting lips;
To the taste, and to touch, sweet and tender.
Self-abuse
Masturbation does nobody harm,
Though it’s looked on by some with alarm;
It won’t make you go blind,
Make you feeble of mind,
And it doesn’t grow hair on your palm!
Paying the piper
While he fondled her fanny’s trim bristle,
He said “Would you blow on my whistle?”
She answered “Why not,
If you’ll sing to my twat,
And I might even chew on your gristle!”