There’s a friendly young lady called Trish,
You can have whensoever you wish,
And it’s many a night,
That it’s been my delight,
To bed down in her downy soft niche!
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Night and day
When a lady at breakfast looks tired,
And less than discreetly attired,
It’s a dead give-away,
In fact, mere child’s play,
To deduce what in darkness transpired!
Relatively speaking
Though she’s freckled, and terribly thin,
And my cousin’s wife’s sister, thus kin,
Though she farts in the bed
And she doesn’t give head,
She’s still jolly good fun to be in!
Pubic transport
Mary-Claire raised her bicycle seat,
Till she scarce reached the ground with her feet,
For it’s lovely to straddle
Your bicycle saddle
And come as you go down the street!
Collectables
There was once a young girl so refined,
All her knickers were Paris-designed;
These were eagerly sought,
And were swapped, sold and bought…
After fucking, she’d leave them behind!
Stranded
A young lady, all proper and prim
Had a sudden, exceptional whim
To go down to the strand,
With her shoes in her hand,
And to take off her clothing and swim.
Rationalism
My old granny, distinctly old-fashioned,
And grandfather, rather impassioned,
I heard late one night,
In a hoarse-whispered fight,
About why grandpa’s fucking was rationed!
The niggle
When Miss Quigley develops a niggle,
It causes her bottom to wriggle:
This curious motion,
Assisted by lotion,
Soon brings on an orgasmic giggle!
Bent
The most marvellous thing about Glenda,
Is how one can usefully bend her
In curious ways,
And erotic displays,
For which God, perhaps, didn’t intend her!
Languorous
In a languorous mood, a young girlie
Untangled her pubic hair curly,
With one hand caressed
One delightul round breast,
With the other, her clitoris pearly!