Chorus line

Said obliging young Polly O’Hearn,
Who had boyfriends and lovers to burn,
“I have time for you all:
Stand in line till I call,
And don’t push, you can all have a turn!”

Narooma

A young lady from sleepy Narooma,
At eighteen was quite a late bloomer,
But ever since then
She’s had so many men
That she’s caught up, according to rumour!

Nambucca

Said a worn-out young girl from Nambucca
“I’m exhausted! I’m too pooped to pucker!”
It just served her right,
Since the previous night
She’d invited all comers to fuck her.

Again

Said insatiable Katie McGettigan,
“Fuck me again, and then yet again!
“Katie,” I cried,
“You’ll be worn out inside!”
She just giggled and said “But I’m wet again!”

Badge of honour

Though I mean Miss Maguire no malice,
On top of her cunt, there’s a callus.
One might, then assume
That she’s someone of whom
Girls with tamer sex lives should be jealous!

With a twist

Of old girlfriends, the top of my list
Is the one who liked sex with a twist.
She’d give most things a go,
(In fact, never said no),
All the more so, if just a bit pissed.