Spare a thought for a girl in a thong…
Things might not quite stay where they belong…
Just imagine such mishaps
As dangling piss flaps…
Or worse, if the worst should go wrong!
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Plan A
As she works on her all-over tan,
She thinks God! Gotta get me a man!
Hit the bars, strut my stuff…
Cop a root… a bit rough…
Maybe up the arse… Sounds like a plan.
Affaire du coeur
Well, she got undressed, lay there, legs parted…
They fucked… she seemed, sort of… half hearted…
He finished, withdrew,
And said thanks, as you do…
“Yea, no worries,” she said. Then she farted.
Open invitation
Not embarrassed, the least bit ashamed,
Naked, drunk, “Fuck me guys!” she exclaimed,
Arse and pussy agape…
She could always cry rape,
So the boys, and not she would be blamed.
Cyborgasm
What if people could all be bionic…
Big robot cocks, all electronic?
She thought. Buzzing bits
In girls’ tits and their clits…
And their orgasms stereophonic!
Out of his league
Her tight, pink little thong, at the beach.
Barely covers her cunt, like a peach…
Perky nipples, small tits,
Oiled, dazzling, she sits,
Just a yard away… quite out of reach!
The Frog Prince
“Fuck me Frog Prince!” she giggled and joked…
But the frog that she’d caught only croaked…
Still she stuck him inside
Her young cunt… slippy-slide…
Must have been maybe something she smoked.
Blessèd are the meek
Dirty rat! Like, of all the damn cheek!
They’d been just fooling round, so to speak,
When he stuck in his cock!
Balls deep… Bit of a shock!
“Stop!” she cried… more a squeak than a shriek.
Life’s not meant to be easy
The old bastard was foul mouthed and sleazy.
His foreskin was rancid and cheesy…
She thought “Fuck. Okay.
A day’s work, a day’s pay…
Yep, she’d suck him, although she felt queasy.”
His for the asking
When he grabbed her, she took him to task…
“Dude, like what’s with the knife and the mask?
Put that damn shit away!
But don’t go, you can stay…
Want to fuck me? You only need ask!”