The religious young women of Spain,
As a matter of faith, show disdain
For the birth-control pill,
And for condoms, (which spill),
Though they don’t therefore, thank God, abstain!
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Male-pattern hair growth
He’ll grow hair on his palms, go insane,
But sex occupies most of his brain;
Soggy tissues, stiff sheets,
Beating off while he eats.
Impolite, but the boy can’t refrain!
Happy fate
It now seemed undeniably plain
Her resistance would all be in vain,
So she stopped, caught her breath,
And the fate worse than death,
Caused her much more amusement than pain!
Industrial strength
His cock pumped like a piston, pneumatic;
She grunted, jerked, breathing erratic,
Eyes rolling, arse bucking,
Reflexively fucking,
Just functioning on automatic.
Cleopatra in Hollywood
Cleopatra unfastened the clasp
Of her bodice and picked up the asp,
[Close-up] fangs on her tit,
[Freeze frame] [blood] as it bit.
“Ouch!” she said [music] [terminal gasp].
The watcher
He said, charmingly, “Pardon me, Miss.
Do you mind if I watch while you piss?
I don’t want to have sex …
It’s a little complex …
But perhaps, while you pee, we could kiss!”
Warm panties
She returned from the Ladies, as planned,
Slipped her warm panties into his hand,
Whispered “Have a nice sniff!
I was wondering if
We might go back to my place now… and …!”
Pissing in the wind
It’s such fun, going outside to pee,
In the garden, a park, on a tree;
Sexy, know what I mean?
There’s the chance you’ll be seen
Sort of naughty … outrageous and free!
Looker
She’s a looker! She’s fit as a trout!
And the word is, she puts it about.
She does this thing, and that;
But he’s pimply and fat,
So remains, to be honest, in doubt.
Lofty pursuits
He made love to her up in the loft,
Throughout which she was itchy and coughed.
Though the fucking was nice,
She was scared of the mice,
And the straw scratched her bum, although soft.