“I’m not handsome, I’m sallow and pasty,
But don’t say no, girl… don’t be hasty…”
He said… “I’m big, young,
And I’m bloody well hung…
And I reckon your cunt will be tasty!”
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“I’m not handsome, I’m sallow and pasty,
But don’t say no, girl… don’t be hasty…”
He said… “I’m big, young,
And I’m bloody well hung…
And I reckon your cunt will be tasty!”