Snake charmer

So… he pulled it out, gave it a shake…
Ugly, huge, like a big fucking snake!
And he said “Come on, suck it.”
“Then what? Fucking fuck it?”
She said. “Fuck, no! Gimme a break!”

Undress code

He did think there was something afoot,
When she said “I’ll just go to the toot.”
She came back, as she’d planned,
Her damp knickers in hand…
A plain message, and splendidly put!

Bad to worse

He plunged in, and she let out a curse…
“That’s my arsehole!” she cried, rather terse.
“So it is,” he replied.
“It was hard to decide…”
Which of course only made matters worse.