But

Her first anal… not too awful… but…
Well, she feels like a bit of a slut…
Like, there’s shit up there, right?
And it’s too fucking tight!
Yep, it’s mostly a pain in the butt.

Bolt from the blue

The fuck came like a bolt from the blue…
You’d have thought the guy wouldn’t say boo…
Though it gave her a fright,
Make the most of it, right?
Like, a fuck’s a fuck, never mind who!