Skinny dip

They went swimming… he flopped out his willy…
She showed him her cunt, pink and frilly…
They kissed on the shore,
And he tried to do more…
She laughed. “Fuck off! Don’t be fucking silly!”

Tumble

“Yes, we did have a bit of a tumble…
Well… more slap and tickle and fumble,”
He said. “Sheer luck!
Not your actual fuck…
Pretty close though! A man shouldn’t grumble.”

No deal

“So… just ask,” she said. “Spare me the spiel!
A fuck? Okay. This is the deal…
I don’t suck your dick…
Yes or no? Make it quick!
Too slow buster. But thanks for the meal.”

Why and wherefore

What the fuck did she go and say yeah for?
Some guy that she didn’t much care for…
Short, freckled and thin…
Let him just stick it in…
What the fuck, she thought. That’s what it’s there for!

Mosh

Her first gang bang… well, more of a mosh
And some guys could have used a good wash…
Good clean sweat, just some grime…
Two and three at a time…
Even four, though a bit of a squash!