Best laid plans

He was ropeable, pissed off… quite fuming!
The girl who for months he’d been grooming
Met someone, it seemed…
How he’d plotted and schemed…
Gone to waste, when she fucked him, assuming.

Vagrancy law

Just a thought… inappropriate, vagrant…
The girl was so pretty, so fragrant!
And friendly to boot…
Should he ask for a root?
Would it be altogether too flagrant?