Low blow

As a rule, she took things in her stride,
Sort of gritted her teeth, let it slide.
Slick indeed! Up the bum!
She was feeling so glum
That she could have just curled up and cried!

Misused

“I ain’t sayin’ I ain’t gonna miss yous,”
She said to them, “Just, I have issues.
You both fuck me rough,
And get jealous and stuff,
And I’m over it! Pass me the tissues!”

Home truth

Love and romance? Just drĂ´le, silly fiction!
Contrary to such dull depiction,
Men fancy big tits,
And a pussy that fits
Slick as silk, and with just enough friction!