Said Her Majesty, “This is just awful!
One ought to just make it unlawful,
Let men be disgraced,
For such damned sinful waste
Of good money and seed, by the whoreful!
Month: July 2018
Healthy curiosity
With a mother and father so stern,
When she so much desired to learn,
When her heart was on fire,
Consumed with desire,
To fuck, (There!) to whom could she turn?
Brotherly love
She slept naked and, when sound asleep,
Her unscrupulous brother would peep.
Sometimes, even, he’d touch,
And then, daring so much,
Fuck her too, sneaky, snivelling creep!
At the club
“God! Those cute little whores, down in Delhi!”
The colonel said. “Titties like jelly!
Like beautiful dolls!
Stick your cock in their holes,
You can feel the rice in their belly!”
Amenable
Though a bit of a giggler and squirmer,
God bless her! He just had to murmur…
A word in her ear …
She’d laugh. “Front or rear?”,
Hand stroking his cock, getting firmer!
Worked over
First a head job (well, throat fuck), then, finally,
Over an armchair, vaginally.
All fair enough…
But then once again, rough,
Up the arse, which annoyed her, though minorly.
Taxonomy
Cunts and cats are both hairy. Okay.
So a cunt’s called a pussy. Oi vey!
If a pussy’s shaved, why
Would the name still apply?
Why not dumpling, or ham sandwich, say?
Feudal society
As the princess rode out from the castle,
Her eye fell on one handsome vassal,
Bare-backed in the sun…
She thought “That might be fun!
Then again, though, just not worth the hassle!”
Melting butter
Though one wouldn’t imagine that butter
Would melt in her mouth, still the utter
Damn cheek of the chap!
Though she gave him a slap,
Being touched up did set her aflutter!
Bold as brass
Giggling, brazen, she’d shamelessly flirted,
But then became quite disconcerted;
His cock, in her hand,
Seemed to throb and expand,
And great gobs of stuff suddenly squirted!