Cold and hungry, life bloomin’ well bleak…
This damn toff gave her nipple a tweak…
“Half a crown!” said the nob…
“You ain’t worth but two bob…”
Twisting harder, to hear her squeak.
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Cold and hungry, life bloomin’ well bleak…
This damn toff gave her nipple a tweak…
“Half a crown!” said the nob…
“You ain’t worth but two bob…”
Twisting harder, to hear her squeak.