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Month: January 2015

The matter in hand

“To be frank, from the first time I saw you,
I’ve loved you,” she said. “I adore you!
One quite understands
Why you sit on your hands,
But perhaps I could sit on them for you!”

Author petePosted on January 30, 2015July 1, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, love

Here Kitty, Kitty!

Her sweet pussy, fur soft as a kitten!
He stroked it, kissed, licked it, quite smitten.
What joys in there hid?
Did she yearn as he did?
If sharp teeth, then he longed to be bitten!

Author petePosted on January 24, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags bitten, cunnilingus, licked, limerick, pussy, teeth

A nod as good as a wink

Although seemingly proper and modest,
Her dress was low cut and tight bodiced.
She winked, which was odd,
A brief smile and a nod,
And she twitched her arse too… which was oddest.

Author petePosted on January 18, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags arse, limerick, low cut dress, winked

For services rendered

Sex was something she rather enjoyed;
To be called a whore made her annoyed!
Other women were kept
By those with whom they slept,
Whereas she was, at least, self-employed!

Author petePosted on January 15, 2015July 1, 2024Categories PGTags kept woman, limerick, prostitution, whore

Keep smiling

Though they do have their fair share of squabbles,
He still loves the way her arse wobbles,
And how, though she chokes,
She still giggles and jokes,
And keeps smiling at him while she gobbles!

Author petePosted on January 12, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags arse, fellatio, gobbles, limerick

Striking a match

Was she frigid? Orgasm-impaired?
So her husband said, not that she cared!
She was curious, though;
Gave the neighbour a go.
Her spark flickered, ignited and flared!

Author petePosted on January 11, 2015July 1, 2024Categories PGTags adultery, frigid, limerick, orgasm

The rank sweat of an enseamed bed

Making love in hot, damp Singapore,
Takes place late, after nine, not before;
A less sweaty affair
In the cooler night air,
With one’s wife or one’s mistress or whore.

Author petePosted on January 11, 2015July 1, 2024Categories PGTags limerick, making love, mistress, sweaty, whorehouse

The faux pas

The faux pas might have well been averted,
Had she, having shamelessly flirted,
Not said, with some scorn,
“You seem rather withdrawn,”
When he wasn’t yet even inserted!

Author petePosted on January 11, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags flirt, insertion, limerick, withdrawal

Getting back to nature

Naked, no awkward clothing to hamper,
Her pussy grew steadily damper!
They rolled on the grass,
His hands clutching her arse …
Yes indeed! She was one happy camper!

Author petePosted on January 11, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags arse, camping, limerick, naked, pussy

The old maid

As she knits, the old maid reminisces;
Those daring chaps! Lingering kisses!
Her shimmering dresses …
But, blushing, confesses…
It’s mostly the fucking she misses!

Author petePosted on January 11, 2015July 1, 2024Categories AOTags fucking, kisses, limerick, old maid

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