Pushing forty, but quite well-preserved,
She came on in a manner reserved,
But then did things in bed
Which confirmed what was said;
The term “slut” did seem richly deserved!
Month: July 2012
Bigger fish
Cried a dainty-finned, pretty young gudgeon,
“You horrible, mean old curmudgeon!
You won’t buy a pearl
For your favourite girl!”
And swam off in a fit of high dudgeon.