“What you need’s a good screwing!” he chuckled,
And unzipped his pants and unbuckled.
“I’ll teach you to flirt!”
He said, lifting her skirt,
While she clung to the bed-post, white-knuckled!
Month: October 2011
Geek sex
She was geeky, and he was a nerd;
They both knew to what “fucking” referred,
Their relationship, though,
Was more virtual, so
It quite startled them when it occurred!
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Vertex
It proved just as he’d rightly suspected;
By drawing two lines, which projected,
At thirty degrees,
Through her ankles and knees,
Her cunt lay where the lines intersected!
The family that plays together
A precocious young girl and her mother
Made love to her father and brother;
When they were away,
They were happy to play
With their neighbours and friends, or each other.
The gallant suitor
Going down on a woman is gallant.
Some men, of course, find it repellant,
But girls, old and young,
Love a touch of the tongue,
And appreciate men with this talent!
The joker
She passed out, and a nearby bloke
Thought he’d play a small practical joke,
So he gave her a screw
Shaved her pubic hair too;
Wouldn’t she be surprised when she woke!
Hair's breadth
He was thrilled with how far he had got,
Till she cried “You’ll do what? And with what?
Put it where? Part my hair?
Don’t you bloody well dare!
Put that thing in my thing? I think not!”
Waking
He woke naked, confused, in her room,
Breathing deep of her musky perfume,
His arm over her chest,
His lips closed on one breast,
And his sperm swimming up through her womb.
Sweater girl
She felt sexy, dressed in her tight sweater;
Not wearing a bra made it better!
When men turned to stare,
Had she chosen to wear
Any panties, they’d now be much wetter!
The thrill of the chase
Laughing, shouting, she’d prance and she’d scamper;
Such clothes as she wore didn’t hamper
The scandalous joy
Of her game with the boy,
At whose hot touch her panties grew damper.