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Month: August 2011

Fibber

His technique of seduction was glib;
Charm and wit, an occasional fib.
If a woman saw through him,
And did the same to him,
He’d smile, take a breath, and ad lib.

Author petePosted on August 10, 2011May 11, 2020Categories GTags limerick, seduction

Driven to distraction

There was mutual instant attraction;
So much so, it proved a distraction.
They used empty rooms,
Once a closet, with brooms,
In their frenzy for sex satisfaction.

Author petePosted on August 10, 2011May 11, 2020Categories AOTags closet, limerick, quickie, satisfaction

Experimental

His love-making was mostly quite gentle,
Though sometimes, well, experimental;
He’d start with vaginal,
Straight-up, but the final
Event might be anal… or dental!

Author petePosted on August 9, 2011May 11, 2020Categories XTags anal, limerick, oral, vaginal

What she sees in him

Although jealous and madly possessive;
Though vain, self-concerned and obsessive,
His steely blue eyes,
And the heft, and the size
Of his cock were distinctly impressive.

Author petePosted on August 8, 2011May 11, 2020Categories AOTags big penis, cock, limerick, size

The real things

If you think a girl’s tits might be fake,
There are several tests you can make;
Do they droop when set free?
Maybe suck ’em and see,
Or just grab ’em and give ’em a shake.

Author petePosted on August 7, 2011May 11, 2020Categories PGTags fake tits, limerick, suck, tits

Aversion therapy

All this mess might have well been averted,
Had  not she first teased him and flirted,
But how could she know
That he’d mistreat her so,
In a manner depraved and perverted?

Author petePosted on August 7, 2011February 8, 2020Categories AOTags depraved, flirt, limerick, perverted

Arabian nights

I enjoy those Arabian tales,
Of dancers, clad just in thin veils,
Who wobble their bellies,
Like rose-water jellies,
To titillate young Arab males.

Author petePosted on August 7, 2011May 11, 2020Categories PGTags Arabian nights, belly, belly dance, limerick, titillate

Light entertainment

He admired the way the light played
On her breasts and her hips as she swayed,
How the music enhanced
Her allure, as she danced,
Though he knew these were tricks of the trade.

Author petePosted on August 7, 2011May 11, 2020Categories PGTags breasts, hips, limerick

Cats

On each breast were drawn faces of cats,
From each nipple hung little gold rats,
Like a pussy-cat’s prey;
Yes, one would have to say
That the woman had great tits for tatts!

Author petePosted on August 6, 2011May 11, 2020Categories PGTags breast, limerick, nipple, pussy, tattoo, tits

To have and to hold

They’d just met, but he seemed rather nice;
A few glasses of wine broke the ice.
She envisaged her life,
As his well-maintained wife,
For which shagging him seemed a small price
.

Author petePosted on August 6, 2011May 11, 2020Categories PGTags limerick, marriage, shagging, wife

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