Said the missionary’s wife, Mrs Bingham,
Respectably dressed in plain gingham,
“I’m terribly bored
By the church and the Lord,
But entranced by the yoni and lingam!”
Tag: yoni
Opening the third eye
In her downward dog, butt naked crouch,
She presented her pink pussy-pouch,
Winking, like a third eye…
Swami thought “Oh my, my!”
Lingam, yoni joined… “Ghosh!” * she said. “Ouch!”
- This is an Indian limerick, after all!
Tantric sex
He admired her chakra, her aura;
They undressed, communed with the flora,
Made love in a field;
Her rash has now healed,
Her yoni, though’s, still getting sorer.