They were outlaws, bad men in cahoots…
They robbed banks and divided the fruits
Of their illegal labours,
The wealth of their neighbours…
Their wives, daughters, any stray roots.
Tag: wives
Wild West 6
With their rifles and Colt 45s,
And their fists and their boots and their knives,
Cowboys fought to the death,
To their last, cursing breath,
To preserve rooting rights to their wives.
Human resources
When Victorian wives wore a corset,
To fuck them, a man had to force it;
All rather a bore,
Much more fun with a whore,
So men often preferred to outsource it.
Flash-back
In the fifties, men’s stay-at-home wives
Cooked and cleaned, and devoted their lives
To the bread-winner, who
Mostly used them to screw,
Much as women’s fate, now, still contrives.
Life goes on
Women too have their sexual drives,
Even overworked mothers and wives,
Who in bed, late at night,
Become things of delight:
Thus mankind sputters on and survives.
A pirate's life
A pirate’s life’s all blood and thunder;
They rape and they pillage and plunder,
Take lesser men’s lives,
Ravish daughters and wives,
Tearing clothing and hymens asunder.