The guy’s some kind of weirdo wanker,
She said. He seems only to hanker,
When tied to his bed,
Not to fuck, but instead
Just to take off her panties and spank her!
Tag: wanker
Turning the other cheek
When she laughed, and she called him a wanker,
He chose not to give in to rancour,
But said “We shall see”,
Put her over his knee,
And then pulled down her panties to spank her!