Peepshow

It won’t hurt… No harm done, so to speak,
If she don’t know, he thought. Just a peek
Through the crack in the wall…
And her naked and all!
God! He couldn’t believe his own cheek!

Opportunist

“Fuckin perv! Whatcha lookin at dude?
Wanna fuck? Well I ain’t in the mood!
Get an eyeful?” she said.
“Go and fuckin drop dead!”
But by then she’d already been screwed.