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Socket tester

Said a smug electrician, called Crockett,
“I’ve something right here in my pocket,
The big end of which
Will delightfully twitch,
When I plug it snug into your socket!”

Author adminPosted on December 15, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, pick up line, vibrator

Wearable tech

A small vibrating egg, so discreet…
In her cunt, as she walked down the street…
Porn tech, clever and wearable…
Pleasure unbearable!
Hard just to stay on her feet!

Author adminPosted on November 13, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, orgasm, vibrator

Buzz, buzz

So, she’s turned on the clippers… buzz, buzz,
And she’s trimming her pussy’s peach-fuzz…
And she spreads her legs wide…
Sticks the handle inside…
Does it feel good? Fuck! Yes it does!

Author adminPosted on February 23, 2024Categories AOTags limerick, shaved pussy, vibrator

Appetiser

She looked helplessly up at the waiter…
“M…maybe come back a bit later?”
Poor girl… sad to watch…
As he turned up a notch
The control of her buzzing vibrator!

Author adminPosted on January 26, 2023Categories AOTags limerick, public sex, remote control vibrator, vibrator

Give me excess of it

She’d end up with a cunt like a crater,
She figured. But later, much later…
Meanwhile, until then,
She’d keep on fucking men,
And her dildos and chunky vibrator!

Author adminPosted on February 22, 2022Categories AOTags big cunt, dildo, limerick, vibrator

Bang for her buck

She’s not tight, even overly thrifty,
But gosh! Her new vibrator’s nifty!
Nice size, lots of speeds;
All that any girl needs,
When she’s horny. And change from a fifty!

Author adminPosted on October 10, 2019Categories AOTags horny, limerick, vibrator

The master and the mistress

He was older than her, pushing fifty,
Rich though, just a bit… sort of shifty,
And kinky and all…
Whips and chains on the wall,
Huge vibrators, as well! Kind of nifty.

Author petePosted on July 9, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags bondage, chains, kinky, limerick, vibrator, whips

Left to her own devices

“That’s a rather alarming device”,
She exclaimed. “Could you be more precise,
As to just where it goes?
Oh! In there! Heaven knows …
From it’s shape, it might even be nice!

Author petePosted on May 9, 2018April 25, 2019Categories AOTags dildo, limerick, sex toy, vibrator

Unspeakable desires

Whip or cane, darling? You may select.
Snick-a-snick! Oh! A lovely effect!
What was that , that you said?
Nipple clamps? Nod your head!
And the vibrator too, I suspect!

Author petePosted on March 2, 2017July 16, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, cane, limerick, nipple clamps, vibrator, whip

An acquired taste

Naked, tied up and rather perplexed;
Dildos, vibrators, what ever next?
Quite a turn-on, in fact,
One’s bare arse being smacked.
She might come back for more, she suspects.

Author petePosted on October 15, 2016July 15, 2024Categories AOTags arse, bondage, dildo, limerick, spanking, vibrator

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