She was quite justifiably bitter;
“Six times! Wow! This girl ain’t no quitter!”
He’d typed, and hit “send”.
Her fuck-buddy! Her friend!
Now her pussy was trending on Twitter!
Tag: twitter
Twit
As she says, it’s her own life to fritter.
Futile, but the girl ain’t no quitter!
She’ll party all night,
Act the whore, well, not quite,
And next day, tell the whole world on Twitter!
Too much information
She was beautiful, true, but conceited…
Before sex was even completed,
She reached for her phone,
Gave one more little moan,
And “Not bad, but had better,” she tweeted.