There’s a muscular lady called Glenda,
Of quite indeterminate gender,
Who, when but a lad,
Had what organs she’d had
Indescribably mauled in a blender.
Tag: trans-sexual
Best laid plans
Though he tried out his best corny pick-up,
The girl whom he fancied his dick up
Said “No thanks. Get fucked,
I’m a bloke, nipped and tucked.”
Best laid plans tend to oft strike a hiccup!