Tag: tattooed pussy

She had “Squeeze me” tattooed on one titty,
And thought herself frightfully witty.
She thought then, down there,
She could shave off the hair
And get someone to ink “Pat the kitty!”

“So,” he said. “Where d’ya want yer tattoo?”
“Me right tit. And me left. Do that too.”
“And yer pussy as well?”
“Yeah,” she said. “What the hell!
I can shave her, and bring the cat too!”