Fuckin bloke thinks he’s so fuckin clever…
No way that she’d fuck him, like ever!
He pulled out his schlong…
Fuckin near a foot long!
Mmm. that’s big, she thought… Never say never!
Tag: schlong
Miss Vanderbilt’s lament
It was not just he’d done the girl wrong,
Or his frankly enormous damn schlong…
(A good foot long, one’s heard!)
But the fact it occurred
On her Louis the Fourteenth chaise-longue.