He’s a bastard, she thinks, all weighed up…
Time to ditch the damn prick and trade up,
Not for some other bloke…
Fucking men are a joke…
Her best lovers, in fact, are made up.
Tag: porn
Distraction
Her eyes glued to the screen, watching porn,
She says “Dude, you’re like, kinda withdrawn…”
And he’s “Huh? Right. Okay…”
Sticks it in all the way…
“Yeah, that’s good,” she says, stifling a yawn.
Casting couch
Fucked in every hole, every position…
And then some, she had a suspicion!
Porn star? Right! Think again…
In fact, fuck fucking men!
Bloody hell! This is just the audition!
Back to basics
Hardest part about going off grid,
When one wanted to wank, as one did,
Was the absence of porn…
It’s a bit of a yawn,
Rubbing blind, like when one was a kid.
What’s the world coming to?
In the old days of illicit porn,
Under-counter mags, cum-stained and torn,
Full of bored-looking sluts,
Fat men’s dicks up their butts,
It became all a bit of a yawn.
Porn these days is all over the net.
4K pussies gape shiny and wet….
Torture, rape, slave tattoos…
There are no more taboos…
Thank god life’s not quite like that… not yet!
Flicking the bean
Watching porn after school on her phone,
In her single bed, horny, alone…
Naked, flicking the bean…
Some girl’s cunt on the screen…
Pretty soon she’ll come into her own.
Aperture, exposure
“Right,” he said. “Darlin, down on your knees…
Push yer titties out… give em a squeeze!
Spread yer pussy lips wide…
Stick a finger inside!
That’s it. Look at the birdie… say cheese!”
Living the dream
Fucking’s better than porn, like, more real,
Though wives don’t shout “fuck me” and squeal,
And hookers look bored…
Like this woman.. Good lord!
What, if anything does this whore feel?
Campus life
In the Sigma sorority dorm,
Home-made porn’s pretty much the new norm.
Giving head’s the new kissing…
Girls playfully pissing…
It sucks in the boys by the swarm!
Buddies
So she texted him. “Come hang out dude.
Have a smoke. Maybe order some food,
Drink some beer, watch porn.
If it gives you the horn,
I’m, like, right in the mood to get screwed.”