Musket-fire, the deafening blast
Of the cannons. She’s tied to the mast,
Pirates swarming all round…
She’ll be raped… maybe drowned…
But raped first, she opined… if he’s fast!
Tag: pirates
The wrong end of the stick
Skirt hiked up, sprawled face down on a keg,
The poor wench, thought “Too late to renege!”
She’d been happy to root
Long John Silver, the brute,
Only not with his fuckin’ peg leg!
Jolly Roger
Back when pirates held sway and marauded,
The word was wild, harsh and disordered,
Life brutish and short,
Rape a regular sport…
Damn exciting, although rather sordid!