Each third Friday, the Bad Mothers Club
Meets for lunch at a nice discreet pub;
They drink, tell filthy jokes
And discuss sex and blokes,
While the nanny looks after the bub.
Tag: mother
Rootin' tootin'
Jed and Otis, twin brothers, inbred,
Lacking women, screwed livestock instead,
Or their sisters or mother,
And sometimes each other,
Most times in the barn or the shed.
Gene puddle
It was fun, but a bit of a muddle;
Which sister to fuck, which to cuddle?
One after the other?
Then also their mother!
Or all at once, heaped in a huddle?