Very proper, he’d been, during courting;
No liberties, no lewd cavorting.
“You poor man,” she said.
“I could suck it instead,”
Which he thought, on the whole, jolly sporting!
Tag: manners
Pen-friend
“Dear Sir,” she wrote. “Although unruly,
Your conduct did not hurt unduly.
In fact, on reflection,
Your massive erection
Quite thrilled me! Fond wishes, Yours Truly”
Nuanced message
In a palette, though suitably muted,
Befitting a young lady tutored
In elegant ways,
She distinctly conveys
That she’d very much like to be rooted.
Courtship
Courtly manners, the romantic arts,
Men invented to win women’s hearts,
And their minds, and their hands,
Although each understands
The main goal is their warm moister parts.