While Alberto, the cook, was unzipping,
The maid greased her fanny with dripping:
She said “Just a bit,
To assist with the fit,
Not so much that it stops me from gripping!”
Tag: lubrication
Dripping
The poor cook was forever on guard,
Since his lordship was constantly hard…
Tits kept well out of sight
Arse and pussy kept tight,
Ready greased with some dripping or lard.
Indecent haste
Lubrication? A quick spit, or none.
Just a harmless enough bit of fun…
She’s been hoping he might
Take more time, stay the night…
But it’s always more like hit and run.
Be prepared!
“Olive oil, fat, anything greasy,”
She said, with a wink, light and breezy.
“It’s messy and sticky,
But, come to quickie,
Wham! Bam! Thank you ma’am. It’s dead easy!”
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Lubricity
She said “Maybe it might be more betterer,
Wait till my pussy gets wetter, huh?
Suck on my tit,
Rub a bit on my clit,
Or there’s vaseline, butter et cetera.”
Sex demystified
Sex is simpler in fact than in fiction;
Enough firm vaginal constriction;
Skilled girls use their talents
To keep the right balance
Between lubrication and friction.