Olive oil or butter or spit…
Something slippery helps with the fit…
Ketchup works… a raw egg
(It might drip down her leg)
And of course, once you’re in, there’s her shit.
Tag: lubricant
Starting and finishing
Mrs Bradley professed a revulsion,
For lubricant gel or emulsion:
It might help get started,
But what if she farted?
It might cause the organ’s expulsion.
Because it’s there?
The butt-hole (viz: the anal canal),
Using plenty of lubricant gel,
Or some butter, or spit,
Is a pretty good fit,
If you don’t mind the mess, and the smell.