She supposed, though she’d only just met him,
He’d fuck her, perhaps, if she let him…
She fondled his dick…
Gave a tentative lick…
Would a blow job entice… or upset him?
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A good wife… though she strayed now and then…
Rooted many and various men…
She still cleaned, she still cooked,
And took care how she looked…
Fucked her husband too, now and again.
Unhappy ending
She’d fucked up the damn post she was sending!
The massage, her guy’s happy ending…
A dumb, cheeky whim…
Meant of course just for him…
But gone public and bloody well trending!
Hung out
Said he loved her… the bastard was lying!
She’d been a damn fool, no denying…
Fucked, hung out to dry…
She won’t curl up and die…
But no shame, she supposed, though, in crying.
Down at mouth
Pretty lingerie, satin and lace,
To impress, her blind date, just in case…
Things went well… but gee wiz!
When they went back to his,
He just wanted to fuck her damn face!
Not hard to please
I like girls who are bushily muffed,
Landing strips, cutesy hearts, just a tuft,
Smooth as babies’ bums, bare,
Pussies with / without hair,
Shaven, waxed or enticingly fluffed!
Full
Pushed and pulled, poked and groped, pinched and smacked…
Pretty full-on, and that’s a damn fact!
She thought, oozing warm cum
From her mouth, cunt and bum,
All of which were still fucking jam-packed!
Shagged
“God! I’m utterly shagged!” she confessed
“That huge penis with which you are blessed
Has half fucked me to death!
Let me just catch my breath…
No! For god’s sake! Don’t go and get dressed!”
Appetiser
She looked helplessly up at the waiter…
“M…maybe come back a bit later?”
Poor girl… sad to watch…
As he turned up a notch
The control of her buzzing vibrator!
Yawn
She woke next to him early next morning,
Sweat, cum-slick, wet cunt pinkly yawning…
“God! What have I done?
Well… it must have been fun…
Who’s this guy, though?” she thought, the truth dawning.