She’s a keeper alright… fuckin hot!
Deep throat, anal… the whole fuckin lot!
Buy her flowers and stuff…
That’s, like, all fair enough…
But for fucksake, man, don’t tie the knot!
Tag: keeper
A keeper
At the bar, I met someone called Vicki,
I thought would be good for a quickie.
She screwed me all night,
She was horny and tight,
And next morning suggested a sickie.
Ride 'em cowboy!
What a beauty! A prize! She’s a keeper!
He’d thought she was shy. What a sleeper!
He squeezes her breasts,
She bucks back and protests,
As he pulls himself into her deeper!