I cain’t help havin’ these here jugs…
And she hefts em in both hands and shrugs…
Guys all starin’ an’ gropin’
But ain’t no use mopin’
Just hang em out, show all them mugs!
Tag: jugs
Illegally blonde
She’s got blonde hair and wonderful jugs;
She likes beer and bourbon and drugs.
She wears tight jeans, short skirts,
And she shamelessly flirts
With strange men whom she thinks of as mugs.
An udder story
If you like your girls buxom and hairy,
That’s fine, but perhaps a bit scary.
If wanting to root
Girls with jugs and hirsute
You might fancy a job in a dairy.