She’s a good Jewish woman is Yentl,
Respectful, obedient, gentle…
Her fantasies, though,
Sordid, wicked… who’d know?
Her transgressions, for now, only mental.
Tag: Jewish
Oy vey!
“Oi vey! Praise God!” she said, very solemn.
“It’s like he’s my personal golem!
He’s just a dumb ox, yup,
But knows how to schtup!
And a cock like a mighty stone column!”
Bending the rules
A nice Jewish girl, born in New York,
Walked the walk, talked the whole kosher talk;
When it came, though, to boys
She was not shy of goys,
And she fancied a nice bit of pork!