They were sort of engaged, more or less,
As he said, with his hand up her dress,
But she’d keep saying no…
It was no ring, no go.
Once she’d got it, she might acquiesce.
Tag: hand up dress
Lies and damn lies
Her predicament grew rather dire:
His hand up her dress, moving higher!
“Oh Jesus!” she cried,
Panties tugged to one side.
“I’ll just put in the tip.” Bloody liar!