Much as girls who are new to the art yearn
For love, soon the ones who are smart learn
That giving good head
May accomplish instead
Little more than a sore throat and heartburn!
Tag: giving head
Sicilian girls
A young girl from Palermo, in Sicily,
Boys thought behaved a bit prissily;
Though she gave head,
She then, afterwards, said
“Yuck! That’s awful! Men’s dicks are so gristly!
The discussion
“There’s a matter we have to discuss,”
Said her Dad. “There’s a bit of a fuss;
You’ve been…Well it’s been said,
You’ve been giving boys head,
After school, in the back of the bus.”
The more serious sister
The more serious sister, the elder,
He knew, the first time he beheld her,
Would give better head,
And be better in bed,
All confirmed, when he kissed her and smelled her!
Breeding
Those who’ve screwed her, or been given head agree,
All those who’ve been in her bed agree,
Though she’s a bitch,
Though she wear not a stitch,
She’s still, plainly, a bitch of good pedigree.
The right moves
She was confident, knew how to move,
Gave good head, but still, what did that prove?
That she wasn’t a novice?
Well, how many of us
Don’t need to do more to improve?
Vocational guidance
She’d had quite comprehensive instruction
In sex and the art of seduction,
To be good in bed
And, of course, to give head
With the right mix of friction and suction.
Grim satisfaction
When he’d done, she looked like she’d been dragged
Through a barbed-wire fence, and she’d gagged
Giving head… Nonetheless,
She could buy a new dress,
And she knew she’d been properly shagged!
Strictly personal
Though her parents were stuffy and strict,
How kids turn out is hard to predict;
She might not fuck, as such,
Well, not terribly much,
But gives great head and loves to be licked!
Spin
Though his girlfriend was rightly suspicious,
(He’d told her that sperm was nutritious),
At last, with some dread,
She gave in, gave him head,
Swallowed too, and said “Gosh! It’s delicious!”