The priest dawdled his way through the mass,
Through which poor Polly suffered, alas,
With her g string, in front
Sucked halfway up her cunt,
And the string of it slicing her ass.
Tag: g string
Fashion fail
Silly bitch, but you gotta damn laugh…
Wearin’ nothin except a silk scarf,
Round her waist, up her crack,
Knotted tight front and back,
Like to split her cute pussy in half!
Toss-up
Thong or G-string, the old anal floss…
Is it sexy? She don’t give a toss!
They’re a pain in the arse
And they frankly lack class…
Go commando maybe… no great loss.
Thongs and things
Spare a thought for a girl in a thong…
Things might not quite stay where they belong…
Just imagine such mishaps
As dangling piss flaps…
Or worse, if the worst should go wrong!