Thong or G-string, the old anal floss…
Is it sexy? She don’t give a toss!
They’re a pain in the arse
And they frankly lack class…
Go commando maybe… no great loss.
Tag: g string
Thongs and things
Spare a thought for a girl in a thong…
Things might not quite stay where they belong…
Just imagine such mishaps
As dangling piss flaps…
Or worse, if the worst should go wrong!