So she texted him. “Come hang out dude.
Have a smoke. Maybe order some food,
Drink some beer, watch porn.
If it gives you the horn,
I’m, like, right in the mood to get screwed.”
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So she texted him. “Come hang out dude.
Have a smoke. Maybe order some food,
Drink some beer, watch porn.
If it gives you the horn,
I’m, like, right in the mood to get screwed.”